She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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