with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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