is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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