I could have mohawked her pubes.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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