So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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