I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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