I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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