Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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