I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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