i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Duck Duck Cougar?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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