Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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