kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He did a backflip because drugs
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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