what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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