I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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