I love black thongs
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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