summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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