Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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