I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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