Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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