Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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