you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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