Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I am one with the molecules
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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