Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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