my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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