So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i love accidental penises.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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