I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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