You surviving the open bar?
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i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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