windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She's the barista slut.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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