Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We left the knife in your bed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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