we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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