Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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