We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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