East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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