Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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