I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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