I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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