I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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