soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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