yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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