they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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