Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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