As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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