my room smells like sperm. sweet.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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