Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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