i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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