i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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