i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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