2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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