on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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