tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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