what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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