I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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