I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Can you repeat that, but with context?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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