I hate all girls vehemently.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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